Here's the conversation I just had with Persy:
Persy: I'm married too.
Me: Oh, really? Who did you marry?
Me: Uh-oh. What about me?
Persy: You raised your hand, and he didn't pick you.
Or how about this little dialogue we had last week:
P: Ding-Dong. Oh, my! It's the postman. (Walks to the door and mimes bringing back a box.) Oh, look! He brought us a package.
Me: What is it?
P: (Mimes opening a box.) Oh, my! It's the baby we've been waiting for, it's finally arrived!